Monkey Business? Man Claims He's Half-Orangutan, Police Say

February 20, 2012 Updated Feb 20, 2012 at 2:46 PM EDT

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Monkey Business? Man Claims He's Half-Orangutan, Police Say

February 20, 2012 Updated Feb 20, 2012 at 2:46 PM EDT

This certainly qualifies as monkey business.

According to the Naples (Fla.) Daily News, a 51-year-old man was arrested last week following an gun-related incident outside a Florida bank in which he allegedly told police he was half-orangutan and the director of the CIA.

The man is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly pulling out a gun after a woman told him his car was smoking last Friday, according to the Naples Daily News report.

Read the Naples Daily News story HERE.