It's Official, I'm Senile

April 1, 2014 Updated Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 PM EDT

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April 1, 2014 Updated Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 PM EDT

I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. I will admit I've been a bit more forgetful the last few years and now the evidence has been squarely planted before me. What happened you ask? I can hardly believe it myself. Came into work the other day just before 2 PM. There was a light rain. Jumped out of the car and came into the studio. Usually I go out for some dinner about 7 but on this night we had the Variety Telethon dinner at the hotel across the street so I just went out the back door and walked over. Came back to work and just before 11 PM I happened to look out the window into the parking lot and noticed my car lights were on. Strange, I thought. Must have hit the remote in my coat pocket by accident. I ran outside and as I came up to the car I could hear the engine was running. Yes, I never turned off the car and it sat in the lot running for 9 hours. Are you kidding me?! Who invented these new "push-button" on-off things? Making sure my next car has an actual key!