I'm Getting There

April 6, 2011 Updated Apr 6, 2011 at 10:31 PM EDT

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April 6, 2011 Updated Apr 6, 2011 at 10:31 PM EDT

My wife has been spending time in Florida this winter. So, I get to cook and eat alone every day. Have you ever looked to see what's really in your freezer?
I began going through that thing back in January. I have been eating out of it now for three months, and it's still not empty! You wouldn't believe what I have found. Steaks, frozen dinners, hot dogs, hamburgers, ice cream, garlic bread, salmon fillets, shrimp, pork chops and just about every kind of vegetable known to mankind. I have to go to the grocery store about once every two weeks, and all I need is half and half for my coffee, Orange juice and the occasional loaf of bread.
So after three months of pulling stuff out of there almost every day, there is still a pile of food in there and I haven't even had a chance yet to get to the freezer out in the garage!
I'm afraid to go into the pantry! From a distance I can see dozens of cans, jars, bottles and packages. I have no doubt that i can easily live for another year without ever having to leave the house!